Scene 05

(random script I made inspired by an ugly fat laundry lady)

STREET, CAFÉ, MORNING, OUTSIDE

An old beggar is yelling in the middle of the street.

BEAUTIFUL PAGAN BEGGAR

The only reason we stick together is because we're not killing eachother!

CAFÉ, ESPLANADE

RACHELA and ALICE are sitting in opposite chairs on a café table smoking, ALICE has a straw hat on and both are wearing lady's summer sunglasses. GUILLERMO is walking in the street with a serious puzzled face. He sees the girls and heads towards them with a steady pace. Then he stops in the middle of them.

ALICE 

(to RACHELA, with a quick roll of the eyes to the side) Guillermo is coming.

GUILLERMO

Ladies, may I sit with you for a minute, I have something to talk about with you. (sits down) Today I went by my laundry lady, who I know has been fancying me with her long looks, passed by and I said to her "Hello, good morning, how are you, listen, I want you to give me a blowjob."

RACHELA lets go a bewilderingly amused little laugh. ALICE follows suit and releases a more subtle one, although less bewildered and less amused.

ALICE

(containing laughter, straining) What happened?

GUILLERMO

She looked at me and froze for half a minute straight. Then she breathed out and looked around. (he alternates looking at both girls) The was no "around" of course, not at that time of day. I blinked my eyes longly and longingly. I remember that. Then she looked at the edge of the room, then she looked at the storeroom, then she looked at the bathroom at stayed there looking tense. I looked at the bathroom, looked back at her, took her hand gently and guided her to the bathroom, she followed as if she was a blind person. I got naked and she started sucking my dick. Now, this wasn't a young woman, I mean, she wasn't old but she was in her late thirties, curled blue hair and big ball blue eyes, word face and a tad overweight. She had her tits out by the way and, well, not and impressive woman, and I'm being kind.

Anyway, I came in her mouth and, as if woken up, pulled my pants back up, looked around a bit without seeing anything, then walked calmly to the exit door [puzzled face in the flashback shot], stopped, walked back, took one of the laundry's business cards. (wide-eyed) I don't know, maybe if I wanted to call her? Then stepped outside and went about my business-

RACHELA

(grinning, doing that thing with her hand, cooly) Wooow...

ALICE

So have you called her yet

GUILLERMO

(looking in front not at them) No.

ALICE

Are you going to? When did this happen?

GUILLERMO

Oh, just a few minutes ago, I think it's maybe too soon to decide so I'm going to have to think about it, but right now I've got to go to work, so... (while getting up) See you ladies, I've got (kisses RACHELA on the cheek) to go (kisses ALICE on the lips), oh, but later lets go out for drinks, yes?

RACHELA and ALICE nod acquiescently. GUILLERMO exits the shot stage right. RACHELA and ALICE turn to each other and smile.

ALICE

Amazing. (she sips her tea)

Fade to black.