HER
So, are you enjoying our day so far?
I
Oh yes, yes, yes.
HER
You're not? You don't like these things, walking by the lakes and stuff. Maybe you'd rather we would just go to your appartment and have sex or something.
I
I don't hate the day, I like it, I don't do this often so I like it, besides, every day can't be a perfect day.
HER
A perfect day. What would be a perfect day for you then?
I
A perfect day? Oh, I don't know.
HER
Yes, you do. Tell me.
I
Alright. A perfect day? Well, we wake up in bed with our clothes on top of the covers, the room is way too warm because we forgot to turn off the heater, it shut off by itself probably when it got too hot. Probably used up a lot of electricity but what's done is done and we don't feel any regrets about wasted money.
We both drank too much beer, I drank one more than you, and we both drank exactly one bottle too many to not make us sleepy but horny, so we fell asleep in the first 15 minutes of watching the movie on the laptop, that we had unspokedly agreed was only a pretense to fo from cuddling to fondling.
The laptop too overheated from being on the bed.
I wake up first wanting to pee and hesitate for ten minutes, before getting up because I know it'll wake you out of your oblivious dreaming face, and shake off some of that delicious sleeping woman smell that goes so well with your hair that is only slightly ruffled and not too much out of its usual shape, the sign of a still sleeper. I give a kiss and as I rise on your dry unsuspecting lips and in response I get a nice shut-eyed scowl of someone who doesn't know yet when today is, but you'll take a peek at your phone when I'm in the bathroom and throw your cheek safely back on the pillow when you see 'Sunday'.
After I pee, and smile at the mirror, I realize I'm hungry and go to the kitchen, as I pass the door to the room and see the bed and your static long hair I smile again, just as I did to the mirror.
There's a small plate with two eggs in the fridge, I don't remember making them. OR them being there, I think I'll eat one only so I do, but when I look at the salt shaker I put some on the other egg and eat it too. I leave the plate in the fridge, because I can, and I realize now I'm still sleepy. I hover onto the bed, and when I realize I won't be able to get back into bed without waking you up, I accept it and clumsily drop myself down on my side.
You squirm and turn your back to me and sandwich my arm between your head and your pillow and, miraculously, it's in just that perfect spot where it's not uncomfortable for me. Plus you seem to have done all this while dreaming by instinct, and I'm glad I don't wake you, and I fall asleep wit ha smile which will probably take around five minutes to turn back into a drooling stupid face.
I wake up later and you're not in bed but I hear you nearby, and pretend I'm asleep but you can tell and don't say anything.
You bring two mugs of coffee, take one sip of yours and put them down on the table, no one will drink these and they will go coldm you sit on the bed next to my face, and smirk as I make waking-up mumbles. "Hey", you say with a mischevious smirk. "I want to go to the beach, do you want to go to the beach?", and I say "yeah", but you hear my tone saying "no, I just want to stay here and have sex" so you give me a half-true scornful face and say one of your tirades(?) kuje "or do you just want to put your dick in me and cum on my tits" and I know that means I've put my foot in it, and already ruined the chances of fucking this morning so the sentence, graphic as it is doesn't turn me on and I try to hide a sigh. Then you smirtk again, and put your face really close to mine, bat your eyelashes, as you alternate looking at my forehead, my lower lip and my slightly sunburnt cheeks. Then you putll a hand to stroke my beard and hairm do that for a few minutes then kiss my lips. After a few seconds a kiss back and this does on for a while, though I don't grab the back of your hear and put my fingers through your hair like I usually do, since I still want to enjoy the Sunday morning daze. You pull back and look at my eyes, and don't smile, tehn you smile again, and then you don't smile again, "well I won't let you", you say, it comes out disjointedly.
I close my eyes and smile, it's okay, I'm really relaxed. Then I feel the air in my leg and tour pulling my boxers and put your mouth on my limp penis, and it's okay because we've been together long enough for me to be comfortable with you seeing my limp penis up close, and with me seeing you walk around naked, or cutting your toenails. You keep sucking me with your eyes closed until I'm hard in your mouth. This is pulling me out of my stupor, and I eventually make a little moan, to which you snicker and open your eyes and look at me and mimic my moan mockingly. I respond with an ever-so-faint angry stare and still smiling, you close your eyes again and keep sucking me, showing me that you plan to make me come so we won't have sex. When I come you freez in place for a few seconds and let me go slowly, and come lie next to my face again smiling triumphantly, I reply with a fake-annoyed smile. You get up and walk out. "I'm going to take a shower, wanna come, and fuck my ass in the shower", I don't reply, she smiles, I want to enjoy my refractory period looking at the ceiling but when you leave the room I smile because you swallowed my come. It's really hot druing the day, even if it was cold at night. When you come back you sit at the window smoking a cigarrette, I trun my head to let you know I'm watching you and you flash me your vulva from your seating position, in mid-puff, smirking again, and say "you're an idiot." When you're finished you come lie on me, your body is dry and soft, but your hair is wet and it sticks to my chest and it's nice. We do nothing and don't talk for an hour or so, then we get up, we get dressed, and sit down playing with our smartphones and I check things on the laptop. You say "do you want to finish the movie?", "No, we'll watch it tonight". We do nothing until we're really hungry then I say "I'm hungry" and we get our wallet and purse and go out without even considering cooking something.
We go to the closest pizza place and order a pizza each that is too big for us. After, the waitress comes by and asks "Anything else?" and instead of saying "No" I remember it's Sunday and say without thinking "Two beers," without any expression. You stare at me also without expression. I say "You didn't want a beer" and you say "I want a beer" mindlessly. We drink it and I have one of your cigarrettes, and you have one of them as well, I say "that movie is a bit boring I think" and you say "It gets better in the middle." We walk back hoome with our hands in our pockets, slowly and drowsily. We take an extra turn through the city center and stand still for a few minutes looking at the couples with children and strollers, some young people, some old people, some dogs.
We don't look at each other, we just stare at the people, and then I start walking and you follow me, in a more quiet street you stroke my shoulder for a few seconds. We get home, I throw my keys on the table and throw myself on the bed, I'm drowsy from the beer and from doing nothing. You look at your hair in the mirror, then you sit on the bed and look at me for a while, then you put your hand on my chest, and I put my hand on the fleshy part of your hip going under the shirt. You lean down slowly and kiss me, and I lean up and kiss you. and there's no resistance just tongues, and eyes-closed and giving ourselves away. I go up with my hand to your breasts, and I know you so you're actively preventing your moans, but I like that, because it's you. As I do this, you stop, pull away, open your eyes, look at me without expression, then smile, then stop smiling, then kiss me again as you take my hand off your breast and down to your pussy over your pants, and I do what we want me to do.
At a certain point a moean comes out and the kiss breaks and you look at me flushed like a wounded animal. Then you pull back and take off your pants, because it's faster, and tell me to take off my shirt with one look. You come back down to kiss me and lose stregth in your body. This telling me to put you under me, which I do, then I enter you and we have sex very slowly, and it's good, then I stop because I really wanted to eat you pussy and you're shocked because it wasn't in your plans, but it's too late to resist. I do whatever I want, and do more each time you moan or tug at my hair tighter, then I go back inside you and do it fast until I come, I don't know about you. But after standing(?) still for a while I pull back and look at your face and it's slightly angry and defeated, and I smile, and I go back down to kiss you, and you embrace me, and we lie together forever.
Later we get up to make the easiest dinner possible, pasta with whatever, eat it, talk about the movie which makes us curious, so you go set up the computer on the bed, and I look in the fridge but there's no beer, but there is a half bottle of red wine. We go to bed, we don't put on any clothers, under the blacnket, and I watch 15 more minutes of the movie until I fall asleep with my face in your chest, and five minutes after that you fall asleep.
HER
...I see. And that's a perfect day.
I
Yeah, "a" perfect day.
HER
Hm, well, too bad today we're not having sex, we're going to take a walk to the lake.
I
Fine by me.